PLEASE FUCK OFF BUCKET™

In a world of magical ponies and majestic unicorns, where friendship and adventure steal the spotlight, the PLEASE FUCK OFF BUCKET™ quietly holds its ground. It doesn’t demand attention like a Rainbow Bright Party or some Care Bear stunt—this Bucket prefers to roll like My Little Pony. Whether hauling soil, mixing paint, or storing the kids’ toys, it ALWAYS GETS THE JOB DONE.

This Bucket knows exactly what it’s doing. It doesn’t care about anyone’s fucking opinion. It’s more reliable than Tinker Bell’s Fairy Dust. When the meaningless chatter gets too loud, it simply whispers: “Please, Fuck Off.” Because in the end, the job gets done—in a mystical and unworldly BUCKET WAY

FEATURES:

• Injection Molding Round 5-Gallon Bucket.
• Made with Heavy Duty BPA FREE Polypropylene (PP) Plastic.
• Food Graded (Raw Materials are REACH COMPLIANT, approved for food contact and meets FDA Regulations.)
• The Bucket is suitable for Food, Painting, Engine Oil, Grease, Fertilizer, Construction materials, ect.

SIZE DIMENSIONS:

• Top Width Diameter: 11.614"
• Exterior Height: 14.96"
• Bottom Width Diameter: 10.433"